Batshitbabes 2015 - Final Round!

"McMike" (mcmike)
12/24/2015 at 09:20 • Filed to: Batshitbabes 2015, 2015pagaent

Before you are our lovely 2015 Batshit Babe finalists - Let the pageant begin!

Thank you for your participation with the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from last week.

Now that we have narrowed our contestants down to 12 finalists, we must now vote to determine which lucky lady will wear the Jalopnik Batshit Babe Crown for 2015.

**I’ll be bumping this all week and will post the winners before the end of 2015.**

Please vote below for your favorite BatshitBabe.

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Miss May

Miss June

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Miss December

Please also include your choice for the following superlatives.

(A) Miss “Best Mug Shot”

(B) Miss “Would plow”

(D) Miss “Most likely to bring home and meet mom”

(E) Miss “Most likely to be in the 2016 pageant.” (surprised we have not seen her before)

(F) Miss “Wrong place, wrong time”(in other words, probably doesn’t belong here)

In the comments below, reply with a letter and the month of the babe you feel most represents the award.

DISCUSSION (47)

Wacko > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:10

where can I vote for Steve Harvey?

McMike > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:11

2015 BatshitBabe Fun fact: Less than half of our finalists were under the influence.

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > Wacko
12/21/2015 at 12:12

That was a last minute edit to the lead shot. He is the honorary host for today.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:13

I like Miss November’s style.

McMike > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:17

2015 BatshitBabe Fun fact: We had a very peaceful group of ladies this year.

Kinja'd!!!

jvirgs drives a Subaru > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:17

Kinja'd!!!

YESSSS!

McMike > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:18

2015 BatshitBabe Fun fact: Very few of the incidents were a result of an accident this year.

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:18

2015 BatshitBabe Fun fact: The average age of Batshit was 27 years old.

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:24

2015 BatshitBabe Fun fact: 33% of our finalists are from Florida.

Kinja'd!!!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/21/2015 at 12:27

Plus her mug shot is definitely the most “Yup, she’s nuts” picture of all of them

McMike > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:32

2015 BatshitBabe Fun fact: Most everyone kept their clothes on this year.

Kinja'd!!!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:33

Miss July needs a new haircut. But otherwise, daaaamn.

Party-vi > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:36

(G) Miss “Looks like a clean-shaven Billy Connolly” - Feb

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:37

B) Miss July

Chris Clarke > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:46

I’m particularly fond of Miss May because http://jalopnik.com/fucking-crazy

McMike > Chris Clarke
12/21/2015 at 12:54

My god, her weird studies are still on her personal PSU site.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/kbh4/

Vítor > McMike
12/21/2015 at 12:55

a - Nov

b - Jul

c - Jan

d - Nov

e - Jul

f - Oct

CalzoneGolem > McMike
12/21/2015 at 13:00

(A) Miss “Best Mug Shot” = May

(B) Miss “Would plow” = Oct

(D) Miss “Most likely to bring home and meet mom” = Apr

(E) Miss “Most likely to be in the 2016 pageant.” (surprised we have not seen her before) = Nov

(F) Miss “Wrong place, wrong time”(in other words, probably doesn’t belong here) = Sep

Jcarr > McMike
12/21/2015 at 14:56

Miss July: Whinner.

scoob > McMike
12/21/2015 at 15:07

B) Jul

C) Aug

The Transporter > McMike
12/21/2015 at 19:19

She’s got tenure. Do you really think this little transgression would get her fired. To get a tenured professor fired for misconduct they would literally have to murder someone and then only if they couldn’t prove that it was part of their research, which she probably could.

pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike
12/22/2015 at 03:04

a - July

b - January

c - December

d - September

e - February

f - November

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike
12/22/2015 at 11:38

...because of course it’s Florida.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike
12/22/2015 at 11:39

Can we send the winner a prize? I imagine that most of them have an address that’s on the police report.

McMike > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/22/2015 at 11:41

I felt creepy enough providing this Miss Batshitbabe 2011 update .

CalzoneGolem > McMike
12/22/2015 at 11:41

That is probably the only place that would mention Eminem, GWAR and MSI in the same sentence.

CalzoneGolem > McMike
12/22/2015 at 11:44

Re: Miss May

Kinja'd!!!

$85.50 for the Kindle version, Dafuq?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike
12/22/2015 at 11:48

A - September (Looks like a Vampire Weekend album cover)

b - December

C -February

D - August (if anything, she’ll be impressed)

E - December

F - September (I mean, she almost ended up in Jersey)

AkursedX > McMike
12/22/2015 at 11:57

A-Apr

B-Jul

C-Feb

D-Nov

E-Sep

F-Jan

I still have to say that Miss-Nov is someone who I’d love to hang out with. She tries to run bad guys off the road, listens to heavy metal, and is damn proud of her mugshot! My kind of girl!